What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Tea ?

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Thank you.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Why do people immediately disregard subjects such as flat earth, without opening their minds/taking time to research?

Me : Sure.

Me : No

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Me : I don't drink

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What's your love story?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why is India lagging behind China in economic development when India is a democracy while China isn’t?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.